About Me:A woman needs four animals in her life: a mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the driveway, a tiger in bed, and a jackass to pay for it all.Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn’t want. Men always want to be a woman’s first love; women like to be a man’s last romance. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. When I die, I wish to comeback as one of her tears. What man would be so lucky as to have been conceived in her heart, born in her eyes, live on her cheeks, and die at her lips. Any guy can give you the key to his bedroom, but a real man gives you the key to his heart. Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. When you were born, everyone around was smiling and you were the one crying. Live life so that when you die, everyone around you is crying and you are the one smiling. Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people. | |||||
Relation: Is a Secret | |
Occupation: skinner | |
Company: skin comapny | |
Schools: skinners | |
Skinner Since: 17 years ago | |
Last Login: 13 years ago | |
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