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Ayurj Guestbookxnirx (11 years ago) ╰♡╮ ☆。◕‿◕。。◕‿◕。☆ ╰♡╮ In a school ,,,,,science class ,,,,,, four worms were placed into fourseparate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of...alcohol... The second worm was put into a jar ...of cigarette smoke... The third worm was put into a jar of ...sperm... The fourth worm was put into a jar ...of soil... After one day, these were the ...results: The first worm in alcohol — dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke — dead. The third worm in sperm — dead. The fourth worm in soil — alive. {Image} So the science teacher asked the class — “What can you learn from this experiment.” ? {Image} Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said. “As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won’t have worms inside u.” {Image} Why complicate life ? 1. Missing somebody – call 2. Wanna meet up – Invite 3. Wanna be understood – Explain 4. Have questions – Ask 5. Don’t like something – speak up 6. Look something – share it 7. Want something – Ask for it 8. Love someone – tell them we only have one life.keep it simple & meaningful. {Image} ╰♡╮ ☆。◕‿◕。。◕‿◕。☆ ╰♡╮ xnirx (11 years ago) ☆**♥,*”*,*”*,♥**☆ I am the best, & I can prove it I can put coffee in Coffee cup, can you put world in World Cup? . . . I can send my number on your cell, Can you send your cell on my number? .. .. .. and the last one… I can send my address on your cell Can you send your cell on my address. ... ... ... I am the best {Image} {Image} {Image} {Image} Qualities a friend must have Cute as crocodile Smart as donkey Active as turtle Fit as hippo Matured as monkey Sincerity like dog No doubt you are my best friend ☆**♥,*”*,*”*,♥**☆ xnirx (11 years ago) ☆**♥,*”*,*”*,♥**☆ What can be said in New rhymes, That’s not been said a thousand times? ,★*”*★, {Image} ,★*”*★, The new come, the old go, We know we dream, we dream we know. ,★*”*★, {Image} ,★*”*★, We rise up laughing with the light, We lie down weeping with the night. ,★*”*★, {Image} ,★*”*★, We hug the world until it stings, We curse it then and sigh for wings. ,★*”*★, {Image} ,★*”*★, If you understand, say “understand” . If you don’t understand, say “don’t understand”. But if you understand and say “don’t understand”. How do I understand that you understand? ,★*”*★, {Image} {Image} ,★*”*★, Understand! ☆**♥,*”*,*”*,♥**☆ xnirx (11 years ago) ╰♡╮☆☆╰♡╮ FUNNY MEANINS… CIGARETTE A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! MARRIAGE It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s. CONFERENCE The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. CONFERENCE ROOM A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end. SMILE A curve that can set a lot of things straight! YAWN The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths. EXPERIENCE The name men give to their mistakes. DIPLOMAT A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. OPTIMIST A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway: “SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!” BOSS Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. POLITICIAN One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward. DOCTOR A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills… GOOD EVENING WITH LOTS OF TEETH ╰♡╮☆☆╰♡╮ gift0101 (11 years ago) Happy New Year 2013 Wishing you a new year rich with the blessings of love, joy, warmth, and laughter. Best Wishes & Take care.. Gift MuFti15 (11 years ago) ⌣̊┈̥-̶̷̴̯͡✽̶⌣͡«̊͡♡̊͡»̊͡«̊͡♡̊͡»̊͡⌣͡✽̶┈̥-̶̷̴̯͡⌣̊ Wιѕнιηg υ & your ƒαмιℓу A happy new year Mαу уσυя нєαят вє ƒιllєd with נσу, ρєα¢є, нαρρiness & ℓσνє. ⌣̊┈̥-̶̷̴̯͡✽̶⌣͡«̊͡♡̊͡»̊͡«̊͡♡̊͡»̊͡⌣͡✽̶ | |