Alice161  (11 years ago)
Abhi To Chand Lafzon Main Sameta Hai Tujhe Main Ne,
Abhi To Meri Kitabon Main Teri Tafseer Baaqi Hai…!

Alice161  (11 years ago)
What is similarity between
SUN & WIFE..?
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Very Simple..
Aap dono ki taraf ghoor kar nahi dekh sakte.

Alice161  (11 years ago)
Edison Had Rightly Said:
A Fool Can Ask More Questions, Than A Wise Can Answer..
Now We Know..
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Why All Of Us ..Are Speechless During The Exam Viva.

Alice161  (12 years ago)
Height of gawarpan..
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Boy:"kya tum facebook use karti ho.. ??
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Girl:"nahi mai bachpan se hi gori hu... :O

Alice161  (12 years ago)
Dosto se problem share krna
achha hota hai.
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"Isliye nhi ki wo use solve
krte hai Par .
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Sale aise-aise solutions dete h
ki hm problm hi bhul jate hai...;-)

Alice161  (12 years ago)
Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me
Coldrink Ki Botle
Leke Bethi Thi,
Kabhi 15 Min Me Muh Ko
Lagati To Kabhi 20
Min Me, Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa
Gaya, Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini
Aur Puri 1 Ghut
Me Pikar Bola :-- Aise Peete Hai,
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Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To
Pan Thook Rahi Thi.

Alice161  (12 years ago)
Classic Insult : . . : Once a boy Uploaded a photo holding a dog on Facebook.. . Girl commented : "Which one is you?" . Boy replied : "The One holding you.." ;)