xnirx  (12 years ago)




Say who is guilty???
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back."
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!!
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90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!
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Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"..
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After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is....
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Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but
Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour"
So increase ur SMILE age
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Last jokedont angry on me,i'm quiting this is my last msg keep smling

xnirx  (12 years ago)

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Red is the symbol of love
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And the yellows talks of friendship
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The green tells of richness and progress
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The blue guarantees great at heart
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The white symbol of peace and pure happiness
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There is a rainbow smile n life when all go together………..
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Wise thoughts u can follow

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1)Early to bed,early to rise,makes u stupid,gives u red eyes.
2)Practice makes a man perfect but nobody’s perfect. so,y practice???
3)V r here to help others, then what exactly r the others for?
4)Money is not everything,after all there’s master card & visa!
5)Ur future depends on ur dreams, so go to sleep!
6)Hard work never killed anybody, but why to take the risk???

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xnirx  (12 years ago)

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There was a star in life
agreed, it was much loved
when it sank, it did sink.
Look at the sky’s vastness,
so many stars have broken away
so many loved ones it has lost
the lost ones, were they ever found?
But tell me, for the broken stars
does the sky ever grieve?
That which is past, is gone...
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There was a flower in life
which, doted everyday on
when it dried, it dried away.
Look at the gardens, many of its flowers have
that which welted, did it ever bloom?
But tell me, for dried flowers
does the garden create an uproar?
That which is past, is gone...
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There was a cup of wine in life
which, you gave your heart and soul for
when it broke, it did break.
Look at the wine house’s courtyard
shaken, where many cups are
fall, and merge with the ground
that which fall, do they ever rise?
But tell me, for broken cups
does the wine house ever regret?
That which is past, is gone...
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A short life, we have come with,
wine cups do tend to break.
Yet, inside the wine house
there is a wine pot, there are wine cups.
Those, struck by intoxication
do splurge away on the wine.
He’s a raw drinker,
whose affection escapes no cup,
one who has burnt from true wine
does he ever shout, or scream?
That which is past, is gone...
THATS LIFE...LIFE MUST GO ON....
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xnirx  (12 years ago)

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The wife hit her husband with frying pan.
Husband : What was that for..?
Wife : I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it.
Husband : I took part in a race last week. Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife : Sorry.. !
Next day wife again hit him with the frying pan.
Husband : What for now.. ?
Wife : Your horse is on the phone.

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If you marry one woman,

She will fight with you.

But, if you marry 2 women,

They will fight for you.

Think different.

Add wife, Enjoy life.



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How Amazing!!……….

A Mother makes her Son “INTELIGENT” in 20 years,
But a Girl makes him STUPID in 2 Minutes…
Hahahahahahahhhahha, Just spread your Sweet Smiles Friends..

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xnirx  (12 years ago)

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DUAL HEART ATTACK MESSAGE BY A GIRL to her lover..

1st message- lets break up now, its all over..

2nd msg.-sorry, sorry!! That was not 4 u....

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Height of coolness:
Two friends finishing the paper,
coming out of the exam hall,
having a cool drinks and talking.
1st: dude which paper was it?
2nd: may be maths.
1st: that means you did the paper?
2nd: no man the girl next to me was using calculator.

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Lkg boy on his way to home with his mom,
saw a couple kissing on the road?
He suddenly shouted and said, look mom,
they are fighting for chewing gum.

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Boy: I like that girl.
His friend: she has a boy friend.
Boy: look. A goal post always has a goalkeeper,
but that doesn't mean you can't score goals.

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A Boy Went 2 Doctor Wid Infection on His face.
After Checking,
Doctor Said: "Ask ur GF 2 change her lipstick Brand,
u r Allergetic to lakme"..

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Face /your/on/smile/ little/a/get/to/ trick /
my/only/was/ this/but/me/ with/angry/get/
will/you/message/ this/reading/ After/ morning/good
(Now Read in reverse)....

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xnirx  (12 years ago)

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“No, No, No, I don’t want to show”
Time has not yet come for me to go
To the world that I live this world for simple reason
I want to live here for some more years as a simple person.
Give me some more time for worship as I followed nothing
Life was enjoyed as if it may not have any end for something
I repent now for not having utilized it in best way
The death lords may come anytime and take me away...''

''A human being can take away everything in life
except his knowledge, thoughts and dreams,
which are charged positive ideas of illusion and hope” …

Good Morning With Love and Respect……….

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xnirx  (12 years ago)


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xnirx  (12 years ago)


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One song can spark a moment,
One flower can wake the dream.
One tree can start a forest,
One bird can herald spring.
One smile begins a friendship,
One handclasp lifts a soul.
One star can guide a ship at sea,
One word can frame the goal
One vote can change a nation,
One sunbeam lights a room
One candle wipes out darkness,
One laugh will conquer gloom.
One step must start each journey.
One word must start each prayer.
One hope will raise our spirits,
One touch can show you care.
One voice can speak with wisdom,
One heart can know what’s true!!!

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One life can make a difference,
You see, it’s up to you!!!!

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BEST WISHES N SPARKLING MORNING

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rahul198795  (12 years ago)
hi