xnirx  (12 years ago)

Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai.
Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain,
isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai.
aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"
car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"
pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai.
"
uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."
Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "


smiling morning

xnirx  (12 years ago)

general knowledge

1. Money is not everything
There are credit cards too.
2. Love animals
They are tasty.
3. Save water
Drink juices.
4. Study is healthy
Leave it for sick.
5. Books are holy
Dont touch them.
6. No noise in class
You disturb those asleep.
7. Must get married
Happiness is not the only aim of life.


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hiralal54  (12 years ago)
good morning.

xnirx  (12 years ago)

Dimag Jiska
...ICE
Jivan Uska
...NICE

Dil Jiska
...PURE
Safalta Mile
...SURE

Nazar Jiski
...CLEAR

wo Bane Sabka
...DEAR
.
.
.
ajhi chashma lagalo yarr...


GOOD EVENING

xnirx  (12 years ago)

'Kon kehta hai kr khamoshyan khamosh hoti hain?
Khamoshyon ko khamoshi se suno..
Kya pata,
Ye wo keh jayen..
Jis ki aap ko lafzon mein talash hoti hai..'
Shhhhhhhhh...............
Khamosh...........
sunsan morning

xnirx  (12 years ago)

The breeze has awakened the earth,
The sun gave brightness to the earth,
Birds gave melodious music to the earth,
Then its the time to wish my sweet friend.
Good Morning...

Subah Ko Satana Achcha Lagta Hai,
Soye Huye Ko Jagana Achcha Lagta Hai,
Jab Yaad Aati Hai Kisi ki,
To Use Bhi Apni Yaad Dilana Achcha Lagta Hai


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xnirx  (12 years ago)


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xnirx  (12 years ago)


'Ye Sach H Ki Inshan Duniya Me AkeLe Aya H
Or AkeLe Hi Jayega
Fir Q Wo Kisiko Itna Chahne Lagta H Ki Uske Bina Ji Na Sake.

yun khali palke jhuka dene se neend nahi aati ........
sote wo hi log hai jin ke liye koi jaag raha hota hai..'
good night dear friend..

hiralal54  (12 years ago)
Is duniya me bahut khaas ho aap,
Wo khuskismat hai jinke paas ho aap,
Hamara bus chale to wo pal hi na aane doon,
Jis pal hame lage ki kuch udas ho aap.

xnirx  (12 years ago)

Certain People touch ur heart
and u cann’t stop thinking about them.
That’t the kind of person u r.
Far yet so near, simple yet so precious.

Masti Me Hoon Par Madhosh Nahi,
Yaadon Me Hu Par Apke Pas Nahi,
Jeeta Hu Ek Ajnabi Ehsas K Sahare,
DOST To Bahut Hai Par Koi Aap Sa Nahi!



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