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Piyuuu Guestbook xnirx (11 years ago)╰♡╮ ☆｡◕‿◕｡  ｡◕‿◕｡☆ ╰♡╮In a school ,,,,,science class ,,,,,, four worms were placed into fourseparate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of...alcohol... The second worm was put into a jar ...of cigarette smoke... The third worm was put into a jar of ...sperm... The fourth worm was put into a jar ...of soil... After one day, these were the ...results: The first worm in alcohol — dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke — dead. The third worm in sperm — dead. The fourth worm in soil — alive.  {Image} So the science teacher asked the class — “What can you learn from this experiment.” ? {Image}  Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said. “As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won’t have worms inside u.”  {Image} Why complicate life ? 1. Missing somebody – call 2. Wanna meet up – Invite 3. Wanna be understood – Explain 4. Have questions – Ask 5. Don’t like something – speak up 6. Look something – share it 7. Want something – Ask for it 8. Love someone – tell them we only have one life.keep it simple & meaningful.  {Image} ╰♡╮ ☆｡◕‿◕｡ ｡◕‿◕｡☆ ╰♡╮xnirx (11 years ago)☆*  *♥,*”*,*”*,♥**☆I am the best, & I can prove it  I can put coffee in Coffee cup, can you put world in World Cup? . . . I can send my number on your cell, Can you send your cell on my number? .. .. .. and the last one… I can send my address on your cell Can you send your cell on my address. ... ... ... I am the best {Image} {Image} {Image} {Image} Qualities a friend must have Cute as crocodileSmart as donkeyActive as turtleFit as hippoMatured as monkeySincerity like dogNo doubt you are my best friend☆* *♥,*”*,*”*,♥**☆xnirx (11 years ago)☆*  {Image} *☆ English is a crazy language  LETS FACE ITThere is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England nor French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweet-breads, which aren’t sweet,are meat. If the plural of tooth is teeth,why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose,2 geese.So one moose,2 meese? One index,2 indices? we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and wise guy are opposites? while quite a lot and quite a few are alike? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another. Have you ever seen a horsefull carriage or a strapfull gown? Met a sung hero or experienced requited love? Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated,gruntled, ruly or peccable?And where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly? English was invented by people,not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course,isn’t a race at all). That is why,when the stars are out,they are visible, but when the lights are out,they are invisible. Life is too short to be serious… laugh as much as you can☆* {Image} *☆ famb (12 years ago)2013 ση тнιѕ ηєω уєαя ι ωιѕн тнαт уσυ нανє α ωση∂єяƒυℓ נαηυαяу, α ℓσνєℓу ƒєвяυαяу, α ρєα¢єƒυℓ мαя¢н, α ѕтяєѕѕ-ƒяєє αρяιℓ, α ƒυη-ƒιℓℓє∂ мαу, αη∂ נσу тнαт ℓαѕтѕ ƒяσм נυηє тσ ησνємвєя, αη∂ ƒιηαℓℓу α нαρρу ∂є¢ємвєя. мαу му ωιѕнєѕ ¢σмє тяυє αη∂ мαу уσυ нανє α ¢нαямιηg αη∂ ℓυ¢ку ηєω уєαя 2013.. REMEBER ME IN UR PRAYERS  TAKE CARE THANKS | |
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