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nishi02 GuestbookAnuragDEO (12 years ago) Life is very short so break silly rules forgive quickly,believe slowly,love truly,laugh loudly,and never avoid anything that makes you smile Gud Morng frnd je Anurag Deo Rockstar frndclub How R U shaa0007 (12 years ago) Why Are Elephants Large, Gray And Wrinkly… ? . . . . Because . . . If They Were Small Round & White They Would Be ”Aspirins” ;-> Boy U r d Sunshine Of My Life ! Without U Life’s Like A Dreamy Cloud ! U r In My Heart Like A Lovely Drizzle In d Sun ! Girl: Now Go Further I’ve 2 Listen More Weather Report Attitude of girls: When a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 minutes, forward dat to her friends n then replies the boy. “i dont like that kind of sms ok?” ;-> Friends I’m Collecting Quad Photos Give Ur Contribution 2 My Collection. A Small Condition Is It Must Be On 500 Or 1000 Rupees Note Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. Define a True Music Lover? A Girl singing in a Bathroom While Taking Bath and a Boy Near the Keyhole is Using His Ears Not His Eyes. Teacher says to student, In Algebra A=B & B=C. It means A=C. Now give relevant example. Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter, It means that I love your daughter. Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ? How do I know if it is pure honey ? Seller : give the dog some honey .. if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey Buyer : what if the dog licks it ? Seller: so it is not a real dog. Thought of the day: “if u help a gal when she is in problem, she will always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!” A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class: When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it? One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course. 143 means? Do u want to know what it means? Press Down.. . . . . . . . . . . . . It means ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE. Tomorrow I will teach u 144. Flowers die, Stories end, Songs fade, Memories are forgotten, All things come 2 end, But people like u r remembered forever, Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE 1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME… just U & ME sitting in | |
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