xnirx  (11 years ago)

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In a school ,,,,,science class ,,,,,,
four worms were placed into fourseparate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of...alcohol...
The second worm was put into a jar ...of cigarette smoke...
The third worm was put into a jar of ...sperm...
The fourth worm was put into a jar ...of soil...
After one day, these were the ...results:
The first worm in alcohol — dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke — dead.
The third worm in sperm — dead.
The fourth worm in soil — alive.
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So the science teacher asked the
class — “What can you learn from
this experiment.” ?
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Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said.
“As long as you drink, smoke and
have sex, you won’t have worms inside u.”
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Why complicate life ?
1. Missing somebody – call
2. Wanna meet up – Invite
3. Wanna be understood – Explain
4. Have questions – Ask
5. Don’t like something – speak up
6. Look something – share it
7. Want something – Ask for it
8. Love someone – tell them
we only have one life.keep it simple & meaningful.
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xnirx  (11 years ago)


When Ants crawl up the wall.
No Matter how Busy they are
They Still Stop 'n Communicate with Each Other
Hope we will be like them,
Busy but in touch Always..

!! Good night..!!

xnirx  (11 years ago)

vhai missing yo

xnirx  (11 years ago)

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GIRL’S VERSION-..
First Day :I saw an idiot sleeping on the front bench..
Second Day:Saw the same idiot getting punished..
Third Day:He was fighting with a boy..uhh..idiot..!
Fourth Day :I couldn’t find him…Where is he…

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BOY’S VERSION-..
First day :When i opened my eyes…I saw her…her smile..
Second day :I got punished so that i could see her all the while..
Third Day :A boy said somethng about liking her
Fourth Day :I was sitting on the last bench..
‘n she turned to find me…
‘n We smiled..

Sometimes, someone says something really small
and it just fits right into
this empty place in your heart!

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HAVE LOVELY TIME..

bhai kaha h tuu
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xnirx  (11 years ago)

☆**♥,*”*,*”*,♥**☆

I am the best,
& I can prove it

I can put coffee in Coffee cup,
can you put world in World Cup?
.
.
.

I can send my number on your cell,
Can you send your cell on my number?
..
..
..

and the last one…
I can send my address on your cell
Can you send your cell on my address.
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...
...

I am the best

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Qualities a friend must have

Cute as crocodile
Smart as donkey
Active as turtle
Fit as hippo
Matured as monkey
Sincerity like dog

No doubt you are my best friend

☆**♥,*”*,*”*,♥**☆

xnirx  (11 years ago)

God when i lose hope,

Help me to remember that your love is greater than my disappointments

and in your plan 4 my life are better than my Dreams.



Gd night

xnirx  (11 years ago)

vhai
miss yo

ah aajjj raat bekar gaya

xnirx  (11 years ago)

ah kaha se lena h

key h

xnirx  (11 years ago)

police ka nakry
muft me mila to vi nhi karna...

riswat par jidagy gujarna h kya

xnirx  (11 years ago)

wanted

wo to maja hoga police waLa ka

tuu aur kuch dee mai risk nhi le sakta:rtofl: