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lvmatias Guestbook xnirx (11 years ago)☆*  *♥,*”*,*”*,♥**☆I am the best, & I can prove it   I can put coffee in Coffee cup, can you put world in World Cup? . . . I can send my number on your cell, Can you send your cell on my number? .. .. .. and the last one… I can send my address on your cell Can you send your cell on my address. ... ... ... I am the best {Image}  {Image} {Image} {Image} Qualities a friend must have Cute as crocodileSmart as donkeyActive as turtleFit as hippoMatured as monkeySincerity like dog No doubt you are my best friend☆* *♥,*”*,*”*,♥**☆xnirx (11 years ago)☆*  {Image} *☆ English is a crazy language  LETS FACE ITThere is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England nor French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweet-breads, which aren’t sweet,are meat.  If the plural of tooth is teeth,why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose,2 geese.So one moose,2 meese? One index,2 indices? we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and wise guy are opposites? while quite a lot and quite a few are alike? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another. Have you ever seen a horsefull carriage or a strapfull gown? Met a sung hero or experienced requited love? Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated,gruntled, ruly or peccable?And where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly? English was invented by people,not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course,isn’t a race at all). That is why,when the stars are out,they are visible, but when the lights are out,they are invisible. Life is too short to be serious… laugh as much as you can☆* {Image} *☆xnirx (11 years ago)╰♡╮ ☆☆╰♡╮FUNNY MEANINS…CIGARETTEA pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! MARRIAGEIt’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s. CONFERENCEThe confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. CONFERENCE ROOMA place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end. SMILEA curve that can set a lot of things straight! YAWNThe only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths. EXPERIENCEThe name men give to their mistakes. DIPLOMATA person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. OPTIMISTA person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway: “SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!” BOSSSomeone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. POLITICIANOne who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward. DOCTORA person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills… GOOD EVENING WITH LOTS OF TEETH╰♡╮ ☆☆╰♡╮xnirx (11 years ago)Don't worry about hard times, because most of the beautiful things we have in life come from changes and mistakes. Change and mistakes are two aspects of life that help us to become better people. Change is the transition from something old into something new, We have to maintain new changes in our lives on a regular basis in order to grow and reach our potential. Mistakes are another part of life that are vital to our success. Without making mistakes we won't realize what choices to make later on in life, and if we don't learn from our mistakes we will easily commit the same ones later in life, over and over again until we learn from them. So... keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly... Don't resist change, and don't be afraid to make a mistake Though they may seem difficult face changes and learn from mistakes! Everybody makes mistakes.But only a few wise people learn from them. May we learn from all our mistakes from passed 2012... DesiComments DesiComments Tucmuc ...HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013... {Image} {Image} {Image} ╰♡╮ ☆☆╰♡╮[/siz xnirx (11 years ago)╰★╮☆♥ {Image} ♥☆╰★╮ Never give up going after your dreams... Where there is love and inspiration... you can't go wrong. In Life, we all have an unspeakable secret, an irreversible regret, an unreachable dream & an unforgettable love! Its all about being happy anyhow. Excellence can be achieved if you... risk more than others think is safe, love more than others think is wise, dream more than others think is practical, and expect more than others think is possible. Wish it...Dream it...Do it...LIVE it. How can you dream??? when you never sleep. so, ZZZZZzzzzzz  Never give up going after your dreams... Where there is love and inspiration... you can't go wrong. ╰★╮☆♥ {Image} ♥☆╰★╮ xnirx (11 years ago)╰❤╮╰☆╮ ❤❤ ╰☆╮╰❤╮ Four candles were talking to each other ♥. . . ♥ {Image} ♥. . . ♥ 1st-”I am PEACE, no one needs me” & it went off.. 2nd-”I am FAITH, nobody believes in me” & it went off.. 3rd-”I am LOVE, nobody cares for me” & it went off.. 4th-”I can light the other three'' ...!!!because I am HOPE & I last forever!!!... ♥♥ {Image} {Image} ♥♥ Life is tough, sometimes impossible to live.. ...but never lose hope... I wish that your candle of HOPE lights all your other candles and keep them glowing. Stay Blessed... ♥ {Image} {Image} {Image} ♥ ...S W E E T {Image} D R E A M E S... ╰❤╮╰☆╮ ❤❤ ╰☆╮╰❤╮ xnirx (12 years ago)╰♡╮☆ ❤ ☆ ❤ ☆╰♡╮ Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest it's about who came, and never left your side. ☆ ❤ {Image} ❤ ☆ Your truest friends are the ones who will always be there for you, no matter what happens, and who will never leave your side. A real friend knows you at your deepest levels and whether they agree with you or not, they will commit to always being there for you when you are truly down, even when it is least convenient for them to do so  Never take having friends like these for granted, because not everyone is blessed to have true friends like these, who will come into your life and no matter what happens, will never leave your side. Show your real friends that you appreciate them by treating them the way that you would like to be treated. Be there for them, not only when they need it, but also when things are great as well, because ultimately everyone desires to be loved by somebody. ☆ ❤ {Image} ❤ ☆ Real friends are always going to be there by your side, even at times when you tell them to leave. ╰♡╮☆ ❤ ☆ ❤ ☆╰♡╮ xnirx (12 years ago)╰♡╮☆ ❤ ☆ ☆ ❤ ☆╰♡╮ never forget, how special you are. ☆ ☆ ☆ {Image} ☆ ☆ ☆ May your heart be happy, may your days be bright, may your roads be smooth, may your burdens be light, may you find the dreams, may you touch the stars, may you never forget, how special you are. May you go the places in life that you desire to go. Sometimes forget who we are. When we are willing to believe right, then we will be able to behave right and achieve the heights that we want to achieve. You have to have belief in who you are, because much of our life happens based off of the knowledge of who we are on this world. Remember that you arent perfect, and if you are ever to be happy sometimes you will have bumps in the road, and sometimes your burdens will be a little heavier than usual. Never lose sight of your dreams, and always remember that if you continue to aim high in life you will become who you aspire to become eventually! ☆ ☆ ☆ {Image} ☆ ☆ ☆ never forget, how special you are. ╰♡╮☆ ❤ ☆ ☆ ❤ ☆╰♡╮ xnirx (12 years ago)♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime! Reason why never visit a 5* HotelQuestion : “What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?” Answer : “tea please” Question : ” Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?” Answer : “Ceylon tea ” Question : “How would you like it ? black orwhite ?” Answer : “white” Question : “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?” Answer: “With milk ” Question : “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk” Answer : “With cow milk please. Question : ” Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?” Answer : ” Um, I’ll take it black. ” Question : ” Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?” Answer : “With sugar” Question : ” Beet sugar or cane sugar ?” Answer : “Cane sugar ” Question :” White , brown or yellow sugar ?” Answer : “Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.” Question: “Mineral water or still water ? ” Answer : “Mineral water” Question : “Flavored or non-flavored ?” Answer : “I’ll rather die of thirst  Sir.....Sir.....Sir..... just go to hell Smile is source to win a heart, smile is a name of lovely mood, smile create greatness in personality, so I wish you to smile always in your life….  {Image} {Image} SMILING EVENING♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime! xnirx (12 years ago)╰♡╮☆╰❤╮ ╰❤╮☆╰♡╮whÿ dö böÿs nëëd ä frïënd whö ïs ä ġïrl ??? BECAUSE.............. -shë wïll nëvër lëävë ü älönë whën ü ärë säd… -shë wïll sëë tö ït thät ü dö ür wörks ön tïmë… -shë wïll mäkë sürë ü dön’t skïp mëäls tö pläÿ mätċhës & dö wörk… -shë wïll äsk ü tö lëävë ür bäd häbïts ëvërÿdäÿ, ëvërÿ tïmë… -shë wïll fïġht wïth ü ön smäll mättërs, bt wön’t këëp d änġër för lönġ… -shë wïll mäkë ÿöü mönëÿ-wïsë… -shë wïll säÿ: dön’t w0rrÿ, ëvën ïf thërë’s löt tö wörrÿ ör nöthïnġ tö wörrÿ... -shë wïll mäkë ÿöü pünċtüäl… -shë wïll hëlp ÿöü rësträïn ür änġër… -shë wïll tälk tö ü 15 tïmës ä däÿ tö knöw whät ü’rë döïnġ… ü mïġht fëël büġġëd ät tïmës, bt trüth ïs thät ÿöü ċän’t dö änÿthïnġ wïthöüt hër… äs ġïrls ärë spëċïäl ġïft öf ġöd för böÿs…❤ sö respect & rëälïżë thëïr wörth änd täkë ċärë 0f thëm…❤ BECAUSE.............. they are the priceless creation by GOD dëdïċätëd tö äll ġïrls änd böÿs whö shärë thë lövë änd frïëndshïp n os…!!  ZZZZZzzzzzzz ╰♡╮☆╰❤╮ ╰❤╮☆╰♡╮ | |
