xnirx  (11 years ago)


Sun glows for a day
Candle for an hour
Matchstick for a minute
but a good day can glow forever
So start your day with a smile...

GooD MorninG

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xnirx  (11 years ago)

╰❤╮☆☆╰❤╮

7O Yr Old Man asks his Wife do U Feel sad Wen U See Me Runing behind Young gals?
Wyf replies: Not at all, Even dogs chase Cars but dey can’t drive it!
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Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !”
Sam : “It’s a family tradition”.
Teacher : “What do you mean?”
Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”.
Teacher : “What about your mother?”
Sam : “She’s a woman”
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Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends/boy friends at one time
Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service!
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Listen” and “Silent” r 2 words having same Alphabets.
Amazingly both r meant for “HUSBAND

SMILE
Is not a single word..
It is beautiful sentence
S – Speak, M – More, I – In, L – Less, E – Energy
...So always keep smiling...

good night
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╰❤╮☆☆╰❤╮

shyangel12  (11 years ago)

TAKE CARE

MrRajputAna  (11 years ago)
Hello tanu k c he?sweety missd u bebe

flyingme  (11 years ago)
HELLO MY DEAR FRIEND

xnirx  (11 years ago)

♣◀♥▶☆☆◀♥▶♣

☆A HUG IS A HAND SHAKE FROM THE HEART☆
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Benefits Of Hugging
▶Reduces heart disease◀
▶ Diminishes stress◀
▶ Promotes longevity ◀
▶ Strengthens social ties◀
▶ Lowers blood pressure ◀
▶ Lowers heart Ache ◀
Benefits the hugger and the huggee equally
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♣True Love is like a pillow♣
♣U could HUG it when Ur in trouble♣
♣U could CRY on it when Ur in pain♣
♣U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy♣
╰❤╮ Want True Love?╰❤╮
Spend $.2 buy a Pillow
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♥If u r angry with ur lovable friend♥
♥just put a side ur egos♥
♥hug each other & say♥
♥I NEED U IDIOT! AT LEAST TO FIGHT WITH ME♥
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♣◀♥▶☆☆◀♥▶♣

prit07  (11 years ago)







Good Night Sweet Dreams

flyingme  (11 years ago)
GOOD MORNING MY DEAR FRIEND

shyangel12  (11 years ago)

I wonder why the grass is green,

And why the wind is never seen?

Who taught the birds to build a nest,

And told the trees to take a rest?

O, when the moon is not quite round,

Where can the missing bit be found?

Who lights the stars, when they blow out,

And makes the lightning flash about?

Who paints the rainbow in the sky,

And hangs the fluffy clouds so high?

Why is it now, do you suppose,

That Daddy won’t tell me, if he knows?

xnirx  (11 years ago)


Washroom Songs!

In Case Of Normal: “Jati Hon Main Jaldi He Kia”

In Case Of Lose Motions: “Ruk Ruk Ruk Ary Baba Ruk”

In Case Of Kabz: “Na Tu Aay Gi Na Hi Chain Ayega”

In Case Of Gas Trouble: “Hawa Hawa Ae Hawa Khushbu Luta De”

Aftr Coming Out Of Bathroom Juda Ho K ...



hosakta h frns..par mai mere usul me hi chaltahuu.