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satana06 Guestbook xnirx (12 years ago)    Say who is guilty??? Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back." Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!! {Image} 90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc? Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead! Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!! {Image} Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, "How's the situation?" He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch, last one was a duck!"..  {Image} After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u! Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is.... {Image} {Image} Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour" So increase ur SMILE age  {Image} {Image} {Image} Last joke dont angry on me,i'm quiting this is my last msg keep smling wat happened tak  [/colo xnirx (12 years ago)---╰♡╮╰♡╮  ╰♡╮╰♡╮---WOMEN are the Most Beautiful Creations of GOD  ♥ You Can Feel her “Innocence” In the Form Of a DAUGHTER ♥ {Image} {Image} ♥ You can Feel her “Care” in the Form of a SISTER ♥ {Image} {Image} ♥ You can Feel her “Warmth” in the Form of a FRIEND ♥ {Image} {Image} ♥ You can Feel her “Passion..” in the Form of a BELOVED ♥ {Image} {Image} ♥ You can Feel her ”Dedication” in the Form of a WIFE ♥ {Image} {Image} {Image} ♥ You can See her “Divinity” in the Form of a MOTHER ♥ {Image} {Image} {Image} So,value them n enlighten ur life... HavE LoveLy nYt ---╰♡╮╰♡╮ ╰♡╮╰♡╮--- | |
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