xnirx  (11 years ago)

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7O Yr Old Man asks his Wife do U Feel sad Wen U See Me Runing behind Young gals?
Wyf replies: Not at all, Even dogs chase Cars but dey can’t drive it!
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Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !”
Sam : “It’s a family tradition”.
Teacher : “What do you mean?”
Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”.
Teacher : “What about your mother?”
Sam : “She’s a woman”
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Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends/boy friends at one time
Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service!
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Listen” and “Silent” r 2 words having same Alphabets.
Amazingly both r meant for “HUSBAND

SMILE
Is not a single word..
It is beautiful sentence
S – Speak, M – More, I – In, L – Less, E – Energy
...So always keep smiling...

good night
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xnirx  (11 years ago)

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☆A HUG IS A HAND SHAKE FROM THE HEART☆
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Benefits Of Hugging
▶Reduces heart disease◀
▶ Diminishes stress◀
▶ Promotes longevity ◀
▶ Strengthens social ties◀
▶ Lowers blood pressure ◀
▶ Lowers heart Ache ◀
Benefits the hugger and the huggee equally
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♣True Love is like a pillow♣
♣U could HUG it when Ur in trouble♣
♣U could CRY on it when Ur in pain♣
♣U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy♣
╰❤╮ Want True Love?╰❤╮
Spend $.2 buy a Pillow
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♥If u r angry with ur lovable friend♥
♥just put a side ur egos♥
♥hug each other & say♥
♥I NEED U IDIOT! AT LEAST TO FIGHT WITH ME♥
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♣◀♥▶☆☆◀♥▶♣

xnirx  (11 years ago)

vhai

xnirx  (11 years ago)

"U know Y people say dat U can't sleep when U r in Love?

Coz..

4 the 1st time in ur life

U wil find sUmthng realy

more beautiful dan ur dreams.."

GOOD NIGHT

xnirx  (11 years ago)

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THIS IS FUNNY
Beggar: Give me food.
Man: I’ll give you Vodka.
Beggar: I don’t drink, Give me food.
Man: I’ll give you cigarettes.
Beggar: I don’t smoke.
Man: I’ll take you to race.
Beggar: I don’t gamble.
Man: I’ll get you girl friend.
Beggar: I love only my wife.
Man: I’ll give you food, but first you have to come to my house.
Beggar: Why?
Man: I want my wife to see what state people get into when
they don’t Drink, Smoke, Gamble & Love only their own WIFE..!!


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Keep your head high, keep your chin up,
because life's a beautiful thing and
there's so much to smile about.

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U r in charge in how U feel and today U can choose happiness

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Be as happy as possible
vhai kaha tuu
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xnirx  (11 years ago)

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Friendship isn't about chilling out together doing common things,
its about when you're in disappointment,
they'll be there for you...
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To know your true friends is actually simple.
Just remember who lift you when you fall.
That's friendship all about...
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We r born Alone, we leave Alone,
we die Alone, Through our love & friendship
can we create the illusion for a moment
that we r not Alone...?
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I want our Relationship to b like Tom n Jerry,
no matter how many times we fight,
we won't be apart...!
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Its ok to cry in a hard situation that you are going thru,
but you cant spend the rest of your life crying,
so wipe them and move on...
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vhai
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xnirx  (11 years ago)

vhai

xnirx  (11 years ago)


It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

good night

xnirx  (11 years ago)



toh karde na

net

xnirx  (11 years ago)


English N Urdu Always Contradict Each Other:

-The Sooner The Better.
-Jaldi Ka Kaam Sheitaan Ka Hota Hai.

-Talk Of The Devil And The Devil Is Here.
-Bari Lambi Umar Hai,Abhi Tumhari Baat Kar Rahay Thay.

-Absence Makes A Heart Go Fonder.
-Nazar Se Ojhal ..Dil Se Ojhal

-Fight For Your Rights.
-Sbar Ka Phal Metha Hota Hai.

-As Wise As An Owl.
-Bewakuf, Ullo Ka Patha