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nir794  (9 years ago)

likh k dikhao


nir794  (9 years ago)

lagta nhi
nir794  (9 years ago)
pahle abc sikh lo
nir794  (9 years ago)

tum khao

wo tumhara veja me nhi ghusnewala


nir794  (9 years ago)

50:50 wala biscuits ab nhi chalta

may aisa swaal pucta 100% wala
as an example

Smart propose by a guy to a gal….
he wrote on a paper -
“Will u marry me…??”
& gave 3 options to girl,
a: Yes
b: a
c: b




nir794  (9 years ago)

sayed
nir794  (9 years ago)
Difficult to access


BalochHero  (9 years ago)

nir794  (9 years ago)


Caution
i just copied .. its not Invented by me

Types of Girls

Hard Disk Girls {Image}
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Girls {Image}
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

Windows Girls {Image}
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

Screensaver Girls {Image}
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

Internet Girls {Image}
Difficult to access

Server Girls {Image}
Always busy when you need her.

Multimedia Girls {Image}
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Girls {Image}
She is always faster and faster.

Email Girls {Image}
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

Virus Girls {Image}
Also known as "WIFI"
when you are not expecting her,
she comes,installs herself and uses all your resources.
If you try to uninstall her you will lose something,
if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.

SMILE Is not a single word..It is beautiful sentence
S=Speak, M=More, I=In, L=Less, E=Energy
...So always keep smiling...



rabka223  (9 years ago)







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