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sajawaleed Guestbook xnirx (11 years ago)╰❤╮☆  ☆╰❤╮7O Yr Old Man asks his Wife do U Feel sad Wen U See Me Runing behind Young gals? Wyf replies: Not at all, Even dogs chase Cars but dey can’t drive it!  {Image}  Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !”Sam : “It’s a family tradition”. Teacher : “What do you mean?” Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”. Teacher : “What about your mother?” Sam : “She’s a woman” {Image} Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends/boy friends at one timeMonopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!  {Image} Listen” and “Silent” r 2 words having same Alphabets.Amazingly both r meant for “HUSBAND   SMILEIs not a single word.. It is beautiful sentence S – Speak, M – More, I – In, L – Less, E – Energy ...So always keep smiling... good night {Image} ╰❤╮☆ ☆╰❤╮xnirx (11 years ago)♫►♥◄►  ◄►♥◄♫{Image} 'People are often unreasonable and self-centered.  Forgive them anyway.If you are kind, people may accuse you of ulterior motives. Be kind anyway.If you are honest, people may cheat you. Be honest anyway.If you find happiness, people may be jealous. Be happy anyway.The good you do today may be forgotten tomorrow. Do good anyway.Give the world the best you have and it may never be enough. Give your best anyway.For you see, in the end, it is between you and God. It was never between you and them anyway.”{Image} {Image} {Image} Good or Bad, Life is full of things to appreciate.. From sadness, we appreciate happiness… From mistakes, we appreciate experience…. From friends, we appreciate laughter… From love, we appreciate companionship…. From Faith, we appreciate God..and From all the above, we appreciate growth... {Image} ♫►♥◄► ◄►♥◄♫xnirx (12 years ago)╰♡╮☆ ❤ ☆ ☆ ❤ ☆╰♡╮ never forget, how special you are. ☆ ☆ ☆ {Image} ☆ ☆ ☆ May your heart be happy, may your days be bright, may your roads be smooth, may your burdens be light, may you find the dreams, may you touch the stars, may you never forget, how special you are. May you go the places in life that you desire to go. Sometimes forget who we are. When we are willing to believe right, then we will be able to behave right and achieve the heights that we want to achieve. You have to have belief in who you are, because much of our life happens based off of the knowledge of who we are on this world. Remember that you arent perfect, and if you are ever to be happy sometimes you will have bumps in the road, and sometimes your burdens will be a little heavier than usual. Never lose sight of your dreams, and always remember that if you continue to aim high in life you will become who you aspire to become eventually! ☆ ☆ ☆ {Image} ☆ ☆ ☆ never forget, how special you are. ╰♡╮☆ ❤ ☆ ☆ ❤ ☆╰♡╮ xnirx (12 years ago)♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime! Reason why never visit a 5* HotelQuestion : “What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?” Answer : “tea please” Question : ” Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?” Answer : “Ceylon tea ” Question : “How would you like it ? black orwhite ?” Answer : “white” Question : “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?” Answer: “With milk ” Question : “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk” Answer : “With cow milk please. Question : ” Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?” Answer : ” Um, I’ll take it black. ” Question : ” Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?” Answer : “With sugar” Question : ” Beet sugar or cane sugar ?” Answer : “Cane sugar ” Question :” White , brown or yellow sugar ?” Answer : “Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.” Question: “Mineral water or still water ? ” Answer : “Mineral water” Question : “Flavored or non-flavored ?” Answer : “I’ll rather die of thirst  Sir.....Sir.....Sir..... just go to hell    Smile is source to win a heart, smile is a name of lovely mood, smile create greatness in personality, so I wish you to smile always in your life….  {Image} {Image} SMILING NIGHT♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime! xnirx (12 years ago)❤¸.•°*”˜ {Image} ˜”*°•.¸❤ "Go confidently in the direction of your dreams!" ❤¸.•°*”˜ {Image} ˜”*°•.¸❤ This world is full of people who are willing to dream, but only a confident few will actually go in the direction of their dreams. Are you one who just exists with a creative well inside, or are you one who is willing to go confidently in the direction of your dreams? Many people take a step or two in the direction of their dreams. Just as there are many who read these inspirational posts, only a few of you will take what you learn from them, and apply them in your life to actually achieve success. The question is, which are you? One who just feeds with no deposit of actual action in your life, or are you one who feeds on inspiration, and knowledge to help you take further steps in the pursuit of your own happiness or dreams? Every dream should be a dream in which you are desperate to achieve, a dream in which you are desperate for more, MOVE FORWARD! Sweet Dreams  ❤¸.•°*”˜ {Image} ˜”*°•.¸❤ "Go confidently in the direction of your dreams!" ❤¸.•°*”˜ {Image} ˜”*°•.¸❤ xnirx (12 years ago)╰♡╮=╰★╮= ===╰★╮=╰♡╮Laugh as much as you breath and love as much as you live. One of the most effective antidotes to the stresses of life is laughing a good laugh, and loving as much as we can while we live. When we hear laughter, we associate whatever situation we are in, with happiness, at least usually. When we just let go of our fears, and allow ourselves to be happy, even in the worst of times, it can change the playing field quickly. Choosing to love as much as we live is like the second of the 1-2 punches when you are trying to defeat whatever despair lies ahead of you. if we just devote ourselves to keeping a loving, and positive attitude while at all possible, we will easily be able to conquer life as we know it. Make an effort today to keep love in your heart, no matter what hate is thrown in your path, and to keep laughing, even when the world tries its hardest to steal your smile... {Image} {Image} {Image} SmiLinG nYt wiT LovE. {Image} {Image} {Image} ╰♡╮=╰★╮= ===╰★╮=╰♡╮xnirx (12 years ago)╰☆╮╰♥ΞΞ♡♡ΞΞ♥╮╰☆╮ 'Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see Life with a clearer view again.' {Image} {Image} {Image} 'I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather strength from distress, and grow...' {Image} {Image} "Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts.' {Image} {Image} {Image} {Image} LoveLy nighT ║═╰♡╮╰★╮.❤.╰♡╮╰★╮ ═║ xnirx (12 years ago)♡☆ ☆ ☆ ♡ ♡ ☆ ☆ ☆♡ Once n a life time u find a friend who touches not only ur heart but also ur souls Once n a life time u discover some one who stands beside u not over u Once n a life time u r lucky u find some one as i have find u Very special people we can be ourselves with talk with,laugh with hope with & believe with... {Image} ╰♡╮ {Image} {Image} ╰♡╮ {Image} ♡☆ ☆ ☆ ♡ ♡ ☆ ☆ ☆♡ xnirx (12 years ago)╰☆╮╰♡ {Image} ♡╮╰☆╮ For all the love u share, for all the ways u care, for all the times u are there, u r special and beyond compare.. just wanna say Take Care…  ╰♥ {Image} {Image} {Image} ♥╮ ╰♥ {Image} {Image} {Image} ♥╮ HEART Is Special Word For LOVE. LOVE Is Special World For CARE. CARE Is Special Word For YOU. And YOU Are Always Special For Me.good evening╰☆╮╰♡╮╰★ {Image} ★╮╰♡╮╰☆╮ xnirx (12 years ago)4 MEN IN A PRISON CELL, A RAPIST A MURDERER A PSYCO & GAY. RAPIST SAYS, “IF THERE WAS A CAT HERE I’D FUCK IT TILL IT DIE”  THE MURDERER SAYS “ONCE YOUR DONE WITH IT, I’D TORTURE IT TO DEATH” THE PSYCO “OH YEAH & ONCE IT’S DEAD I’D FUCK IT TILL I DIE” THE GAY IN THE CORNER VERY SOFTLY SAYS..  “MEOOWN”::::i'm confused who s the big notorious plzzz help me   {Image} {Image} LAUGH so hard that even SORROW would smile at you {Image} GUD NIGHT {Image} ╰♡╮ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ╰♡╮ | |
